Official New York Mets to New York Yankees Conversion Form

For those Mets fans who are actually considering switching, take a look at this conversion application that was forwarded to me. I hear applications are coming in record numbers and it's competitive!

Enjoy the playoffs baseball fans!

NEW YORK METS TO NEW YORK YANKEES CONVERSION FORM

Thank you for your interest in becoming a member of the New York Yankees Fan Club. Due to an unprecedented volume of requests, we are currently processing only fan conversion registrations for New York Met fans.

Conversion requests from other teams will be accepted once all Met requests are processed. We expect this to take a number of weeks based on the current backlog of requests.

Please take a few moments to fill out the conversion form below to help us get to know you better and prescribe any required counseling to recover from your previous fan experience.


Name: ________________________________________________________________

Last (Please Print) First MI


Address:
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# Street
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City State Zip


1. Please indicate the last time you watched the NY Mets win the World Series:

[ ] 1969 (Please leave this form at the front desk of your nursing home)

[ ] 1986

[ ] Have never witnessed this event



2. Please indicate your favorite moments in Mets history: (Check all that apply)

[ ] Nolan Ryan traded for Jim Fregosi

[ ] Timo Perez forgets to run in the World Series

[ ] Scott Kazimir traded for Victor Zambrano [ ] Al Leiter allowed to throw 164 pitches in a World Series game

[ ] Joel Pinero(American League reject) shuts the Met's out 3-0

[ ] Knocked out of 1st place With 17 games remaining & a 7 game lead

[ ] Bobby Valentine thrown out of the game comes back with fake mustache & glasses

[ ] Armando Benitez cracks under pressure

[ ] Paul Loduca caught with 19 year old Huntington girl



3. Reasons you believe the Mets have not won a World Series since 1986:
(Check all that apply)

[ ] Lack of Pitching

[ ] Lack of Hitting

[ ] Poor Management

[ ] Lack of Defense

[ ] Bad calls by Umpires



4. Have you experienced any of the following after another inevitable Mets loss: (Check all that apply)

[ ] Headache

[ ] Uncontrolled Anger

[ ] Heartache

[ ] Holes punched in doors or walls

[ ] Nausea

[ ] Smashed TV screens

[ ] Depression

[ ] Avoided Yankee fans for days or weeks



5. Is October your least favorite time of year?

[ ] Yes

[ ] No



6. Are you tired of saying "Wait till next year?

[ ] Yes

[ ] No



7. Are you ready to admit that:

a) Joe Torre is a better manager than Booby V or Willie.

[ ] Yes [ ] No

b) Derek Jeter is better than Jose Reyes.

[ ] Yes [ ] No

c) The Rocket never intentionally threw at Piazza.

[ ] Yes [ ] No

d) The American League is far superior to the National League.

[ ] Yes [ ] No

e) The DH Rule is a great thing.

[ ] Yes [ ] No

Once you have completed this form, please forward to Yankee Stadium. Then burn all your remaining Mets clothing, memorabilia, and associated reminders. After reviewing your request, the Yankee Fan Club will contact you with notification of acceptance or rejection.


If accepted, you will receive:

* A recommended recuperation program which includes a recording of Frank Sinatra singing "New York, New York" over and over again

* An opportunity to obtain tickets to the 2007 World Series at Yankee Stadium

* Posters of Jeter & Rodriguez in Yankee uniforms wearing their championship rings

* A dart board sporting a picture of Omar

* A copy of our popular handbook, "Harassing Met Fans for Fun and Profit"

* A coupon for a future poster of Johan Santana in a Yankee uniform

* A special DVD of Jose Reyes defensive highlights and a never-before-seen video of his audition for the Tin Man in the Wizard of Oz singing "If I Only had a Heart"

* A one-year subscription to a weekly support group for ex-Met fans in your area



If rejected, you will receive:

* Our pity and condolences, plus a 26 second video capturing the past 30 years of Mets highlights in head-to-head competition against the Yankees narrated by Tom Seaver.



I hereby renounce the NY Mets for all eternity on this the _______day of_________________, 200__











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(Signed)





(Office Use Only)









[ ] Approved

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George M. Steinbrenner





[ ] Declined

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